PROOF we never went to the MOON

New FACTS recently discovered in NASA archives that they don't want you to see

This picture supposedly shows JFK giving a speech to Congress in 1961. However, one of the men behind Kennedy has a much larger shadow than the other, proving that this photo was faked in Area 51 of the Nevada desert. The Apollo program was FAKE right from the first day it was announced.

This picture shows the FAKE Apollo spacecraft, supposedly orbiting the moon. However what the PRO-APOLLO NUTTERS fail to realise is that spacecraft orbit the earth by climbing above its atmosphere. The moon cannot be orbited, because it has no atmosphere. FACT.

This picture shows the Apollo spacecraft in orbit around the moon. But wait a minute: who took this picture if both the command module and lunar module are in it? NASA scientists refuse to answer my questions on this photo and will not enter into a public debate about it. What are they hiding?

Once again, the fake Apollo spacecraft is shown in this picture taken on Apollo 9. However, what NASA doesn't tell you is that this is clearly the EARTH under the spacecraft, not the MOON. This is PROOF the ASTRO-NOTS never made it beyond Earth orbit.

At first glance this Numerous Anomolies and Stick it in their Ass photo shows nothing unusual, but a little thought reveals that this is a fake pic. The area under the astro-nots armpit is in shadow and should be completely dark. Paid NASA disinfo agents attempt to explain this anomoly by claiming that the Apollo astronauts actually TRAINED for their missions, along with some garbage about light reflecting off white space suits.

Photo of astronauts John Glenn and Al Worden "on the moon", probably from Apollo 16. How do the PRO-APOLLO HEADCASES explain how a vehicle on the moon can have inflated tyres in a vacuum? This picture also shows evidence of JPEG compression artifacts, which is PROOF that NASA has been doctoring its photos since 1969.

This photo is the most ridiculous of all the FAKE APOLLO pictures. It shows a lunar module, an astronaut, and an American flag. But the astronaut and the flag combined are bigger than the LM. How could they fit inside it? NASA morons mumble something about "perspective".

Dave Scott dropping a hammer and feather 'on the moon' on Apollo 15. NASA debunkers insist that this is a demonstation of 'Galileo's principle that all objects fall at the same rate when free of atmospheric drag.'

However, THERE IS NO GRAVITY ON THE MOON!! How can this charade of a 'moon landing' have been kept up for 30+ years?

This is a famous picture of Aldrin taken by Armstrong. So in that case, who is the astro-not reflected in Aldrin's visor if they are the only two on the moon's surface? Most people have overlooked these anomolies for 30 years without bothering to look at the details in the pictures.

If you want to see more PROOF that the moon landing was FAKE, send a cheque for $1 to Bart Sibrel at www.bartsibrel.com to get a copy of his great video, in which he will speak at length about similar issues to the ones I have only touched upon here.

*Yes in case you hadn't yet noticed, this page is a parody. I have already dealt with the serious side of fake moon landing rumours on my main page. I think after listening to drivel from moon hoax theorists for so long I am entitled to poke some fun at them. Check out the inspiration for this site here.

	This picture supposedly shows JFK giving a speech to Congress in 1961. However, one of the men behind Kennedy has a much larger shadow than the other, proving that this photo was faked in Area 51 of the Nevada desert. The Apollo program was FAKE right from the first day it was announced.
This picture shows the FAKE Apollo spacecraft, supposedly orbiting the moon. However what the PRO-APOLLO NUTTERS fail to realise is that spacecraft orbit the earth by climbing above its atmosphere. The moon cannot be orbited, because it has no atmosphere. FACT.
	This picture shows the Apollo spacecraft in orbit around the moon. But wait a minute: who took this picture if both the command module and lunar module are in it? NASA scientists refuse to answer my questions on this photo and will not enter into a public debate about it. What are they hiding?
Once again, the fake Apollo spacecraft is shown in this picture taken on Apollo 9. However, what NASA doesn't tell you is that this is clearly the EARTH under the spacecraft, not the MOON. This is PROOF the ASTRO-NOTS never made it beyond Earth orbit.
	At first glance this Numerous Anomolies and Stick it in their Ass photo shows nothing unusual, but a little thought reveals that this is a fake pic. The area under the astro-nots armpit is in shadow and should be completely dark. Paid NASA disinfo agents attempt to explain this anomoly by claiming that the Apollo astronauts actually TRAINED for their missions, along with some garbage about light reflecting off white space suits.
Photo of astronauts John Glenn and Al Worden "on the moon", probably from Apollo 16. How do the PRO-APOLLO HEADCASES explain how a vehicle on the moon can have inflated tyres in a vacuum? This picture also shows evidence of JPEG compression artifacts, which is PROOF that NASA has been doctoring its photos since 1969.
	This photo is the most ridiculous of all the FAKE APOLLO pictures. It shows a lunar module, an astronaut, and an American flag. But the astronaut and the flag combined are bigger than the LM. How could they fit inside it? NASA morons mumble something about "perspective".
Dave Scott dropping a hammer and feather 'on the moon' on Apollo 15. NASA debunkers insist that this is a demonstation of 'Galileo's principle that all objects fall at the same rate when free of atmospheric drag.' However, THERE IS NO GRAVITY ON THE MOON!! How can this charade of a 'moon landing' have been kept up for 30+ years?
	This is a famous picture of Aldrin taken by Armstrong. So in that case, who is the astro-not reflected in Aldrin's visor if they are the only two on the moon's surface? Most people have overlooked these anomolies for 30 years without bothering to look at the details in the pictures.