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I've removed the entire episode 'Quarantine' from the site since it is now available on the Series 5 DVD at a very reasonable price.

Sound file collection

Rimmer:

34124
1742
196156
68250
39436175880932/B
My duty...
Red alert
Better dead than smeg
What are you?
Naturist beach in Acapulco
Rimmer directive
Internal memo
Sanity FM
Old cat saying...
Act of war
WOO
Cure you
Which are you?

Lister:

Don't give me..
Twat it
Mature

Kryten:

2 Things
Too hard
How did you know?
Excellent suggestion
Smeeee
Solution
Trollop
Brink of extinction

Holly:

Brown trousers
Name your game
Tits up
A load of Tottenham

Cat:

They are mine
The kid
Successf.wav
Taken
Nobody likes

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