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God v Santa Claus

If the auhorities were lying to you about one....

Santa Claus	God
Is always watching you.	Is always watching you.
Is judging your behaiviour.	Is judging your behaiviour.
Will reward you for good behaviour.	Will reward you for good behaviour.
Will punish bad behaviour.	Will punish bad behaviour.
Has guidelines/rules for behaviour which he tells your parents to pass on to you.	Has guidelines/rules for behaviour which he tells your religious authorities to pass on to you.
The exact details of his wherabouts are sketchy.	The exact details of his wherabouts are sketchy.
Is credited with miraculous feats for which there is little hard evidence.	Is credited with miraculous feats for which there is little hard evidence.
You are invited to write a wish list and send it to him, via the chimney.	You are invited to write a wish list and send it to him, telepathically.
Chances are your wish list will be ignored.	Chances are your wish list will be ignored.